25 Things To Do When You Can't Sleep...
1. Make a stupid list of 25 things to do when you can't sleep.
2. Visit all your forums. Find nothing spectacular is going on.
3. Drink a cup of hot chocolate.
4. Smoke to excess.
5. Watch the cats spazz out.
6. Wonder why one cat is sleeping behind the microwave and then remember she's afraid of the other cats as much as I am.
7. Worry that the pain in your side is the onset of appendicitis.
8. Pee about a thousand times.
9. Think about cleaning your office. Decide that you don't care your office is a pit.
10. Go back to your regular forums again and find nothing new has happened since your last visit.
11. Consider writing something profound.
12. Fail to come up with anything profound to write.
13. Rehearse the bad dreams from last night in your mind.
14. Wonder what your day will look like tomorrow...oh, that's later today, isn't it?
15. Curse your diet because you really want to eat something fattening.
16. Get really thirsty and not drink any water because a) your water bottle is in the bedroom with your sleeping husband and b) because you don't want to spend the night peeing a thousand more times.
17. Play stupid computer games until your eyes fall out.
18. (DJs only) wonder what you will play on your next radio show.
19. Wonder what to wear later today.
20. Wonder if taking a shower would help relax you enough to go to sleep.
21. Consider sending really obnoxious forwards to everyone in your address book.
22. Wonder why you started this list in the first place.
23. Be relieved that you're almost at the end of it.
25. Yawn. A lot.